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Ahhh Warm and Fuzzy Easter Church Sign-NOT

(Yes, you something weird, it’s because there is a nearly sardonic mood here today. I snapped this photo myself last night.)

Imagine this Potential Backstory:

Are you ready for a reawakening? A kind of rebirth? A your spirit?

NOT SO FAST. WE’LL HAVE OUR EYE ON YOU. So-WATCH your back, Slacker!

Maybe you’re thinking… “Lots of members arrive for a big dinner at 1:00 pm. there to do it all?”

march 30 2010

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  • http://www.TanyaDennisBooks.com tanyasue

    That is horrible.

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  • lisacolondelay

    I have to say, I can’t presume to know what the author of this message was (or wasn’t) thinking. All my efforts to pan for something gracious or Resurrection related from it, come up empty. I do think, if I was outside this fellowship, I would not feel welcome. And if I was, I think I would feel watched. But, maybe that’s just my baggage.

    Nevertheless, could we Christians, instead go by the adage: “When in doubt leave the sign blank” ? (and maybe “the sign” are also any words/message we might say)

    Or as Christians, we can stick with life-giving themes during springtime (for starters), such as, hope, forgiveness, rescue, rebirth, new life, healing, redemption, cleansing, and grace. Even—gasp–to other Christians!

    Easter as a “Smack Down Holiday” seems like completely missing the point.

    God, please fill us with your Love.

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  • Kass

    My guess is that Judas left the Last Supper early so he could hand Jesus over to the Pharisees. I don’t think it’s a sign referring to suicide but I could always be wrong.

    Lesson? Don’t leave Jesus’ party early. (Or something like that…)

  • lisacolondelay

    You’re probably right.

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