Most Ironical Fortune Cookie Ever

lisacolondelay / February 27, 2011 / 4 comments

Um. Yep.

I got this fortune cookie fortune today. This variety of weirdness feels like it was written in Hoboken, not Peking…but I think I like it.

As it relates to my future? Hum…now that’s a good question. It could be in keeping with the Raisinets I found on my porch on the Chinese New Year’s Day (It’s the Year of the Rabbit)

What’s the funniest or strangest fortune cookie you’ve ever gotten?

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Doug Jackson

I’ve always liked Jimmy Buffet’s line, “like a day-old fortune cookie, askin’ who and what comes next.”
verity3

I don’t know, Lisa, I don’t think anyone’s going to be able to top yours!
maria

My daughter got this in her fortune cookie: “The greatest danger could be your stupidity”.
lisacolondelay

wow.