Congratulations Chuck Norris for roundhouse-kicking age for humanity! BORN IN 1940. You are 70 years old today (2010), and you are still amazing.
I have to say, even though you pitch well for the Total Gym, my favorite of your commercial ads is for the Action Jeans, which are perfect for sudden bursts of Karate.
My Chuck Norris joke for the day: Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Results for top Chuck Norris Jokes: here (yes-some are hilarious, some are vulgar)