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1. “Honey, the hunting trip is tomorrow. Have you seen my hairnet?”
2. “God told me to marry you.”
3. “Aw, those bugs won’t hurt a thing.”
4. “I borrowed your toothbrush last week, I hope that’s alright.”
5. “Last night you had no idea these walls are paper thin, right?”
Your turn!