{"id":12307,"date":"2013-06-24T03:14:57","date_gmt":"2013-06-24T08:14:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/?p=12307"},"modified":"2014-07-16T07:41:52","modified_gmt":"2014-07-16T12:41:52","slug":"13-inappropriate-things-to-say-to-your-family-members-humor-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/13-inappropriate-things-to-say-to-your-family-members-humor-post\/","title":{"rendered":"13 Inappropriate Things to Say to Your Family Members (humor post, part II)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"shower\"<\/p>\n

1. You used to be so cute.<\/p>\n

2. I’ve been posting your showers as a LIVE feed. You have 1,740 “likes”.<\/p>\n

3. I wouldn’t have gossiped about you so much if I had known you were actually going to marry my son.<\/p>\n

4. I didn’t realize that was your toothbrush. I’ve been using it to clean the grout.<\/p>\n

5. It’s great to have everyone around the table again.\u00a0Want me to tell the plunger story?<\/p>\n

6. I told your mother it’s her fault that you’re in counseling.<\/p>\n

7. You’re still handsome, in a Cialis<\/a> commercial kind of way.<\/p>\n

8. If you feel a little nauseated soon it’s because the date on the cream expired a while ago.<\/p>\n

10. Would you like to know who your real father is?<\/p>\n

11. If you do that one more time I will mention vaginal dryness at the top of my voice, right here in this elevator, I swear.<\/p>\n

12. The back of your dress was tucked into your belt at church today.<\/p>\n

13. I didn’t say I caught you doing that. I said we ran out of tissues and it was suspicious.<\/p>\n

(Read part one<\/a>)<\/p>\n

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I’ve been posting you….and you have 1,740 “likes”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5626],"tags":[383,15,727,759,912,4377,1222,1246,1388,6538,4716,1763,6253,5645,5651,2784,4079,5646,3421,3444,3452,5326,3711],"class_list":["post-12307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spark-my-muse","tag-belt","tag-church","tag-clean","tag-commercial","tag-date","tag-do","tag-family","tag-father","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-if","tag-in","tag-inappropriate","tag-kind","tag-post","tag-real","tag-right","tag-share","tag-things","tag-time","tag-tissues","tag-top","tag-will"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12307"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14914,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12307\/revisions\/14914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}