{"id":12804,"date":"2013-08-16T05:03:12","date_gmt":"2013-08-16T10:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/?p=12804"},"modified":"2013-09-03T08:47:58","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T13:47:58","slug":"you-dont-wear-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/you-dont-wear-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"You Don&#8217;t Wear Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_12808\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12808\" style=\"width: 245px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sears.com \"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12808\" alt=\"click for photo source\" src=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Screen-Shot-2013-08-15-at-11.16.55-PM.png\" width=\"245\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Screen-Shot-2013-08-15-at-11.16.55-PM.png 245w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Screen-Shot-2013-08-15-at-11.16.55-PM-122x150.png 122w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 245px) 100vw, 245px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-12808\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">click for photo source<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>(The best part about Teresa&#8217;s article to me? The various mentions of not wearing pants. It&#8217;s just always funny.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Teresa Shourds writes a very funny blog and I love how she handles this review which could have been\u00a0<\/strong><b>awkward seeing as she is not fond of dogs. gulp.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Can a non-&#8220;dog person&#8221; enjoy the book I wrote with Doug Jackson? Read on and see!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>EXCERPT:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>Doug asked if I would take a gander and review, you know since I&#8217;m a fellow writer and all. <\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>Specifically, he thought it would be an interesting perspective &#8220;coming from a person who is ahem &#8211; less than enthusiastic about dogs (per a recent blog)&#8221;. I&#8217;m assuming he means this blog.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>He&#8217;s right.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>I&#8217;m not a dog person, or an animal person really.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>I don&#8217;t torture them. I&#8217;ve learned over the years to add that clarification because once you&#8217;ve acknowledged counter cultural feelings concerning pets &#8211; people go to dark places&#8230; immediately.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>I&#8217;ll watch your cat sleeping on great dane video &#8211; once.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>Past that &#8211; I&#8217;m out. I don&#8217;t like messiness, germ-i-ness, destruction or poop.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>I have no affinity for the idea of Spot roaming freely throughout the house taking liberties with shoes, table legs, rugs and the trash in the bathroom. I really don&#8217;t want you sitting on my furniture &#8211; YOU HAVE NO PANTS ON. Plus I&#8217;m pretty sure you drank out of the toilet. Oh, and please stop licking my leg&#8230;<\/em><\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> <span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em> I saw what you licked prior.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whisperroad.blogspot.com\/2013\/08\/outward-again.html\" target=\"_blank\">READ THE REST!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"width: 120px; height: 240px;\" src=\"http:\/\/rcm-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/cm?lt1=_blank&amp;bc1=000000&amp;IS2=1&amp;bg1=FFFFFF&amp;fc1=000000&amp;lc1=0000FF&amp;t=thbloflicode-20&amp;o=1&amp;p=8&amp;l=as4&amp;m=amazon&amp;f=ifr&amp;ref=ss_til&amp;asins=B00EHNIYTU\" height=\"240\" width=\"320\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like messiness, germ-i-ness, destruction or poop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,9],"tags":[5325,434,459,1011,6298,1015,1027,1269,1388,1472,1710,6538,4716,1763,1794,4081,2015,2047,2077,6296,2521,2536,2543,2552,6301,3111,6539,5611,6299,6297,5038,3598,3645,3765,3768],"class_list":["post-12804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-authors","category-books","tag-best","tag-blog","tag-book","tag-dog","tag-dog-person","tag-dogs","tag-doug-jackson","tag-feelings","tag-funny","tag-god","tag-house","tag-humor","tag-if","tag-in","tag-interesting","tag-just","tag-licking","tag-lisa-colon-delay","tag-love","tag-pants","tag-people","tag-perspective","tag-pets","tag-photo","tag-review","tag-sleeping","tag-spirituality","tag-taking","tag-teresa-shourds","tag-toilet","tag-torture","tag-video","tag-watch","tag-writer","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12804"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12903,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12804\/revisions\/12903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}