{"id":13622,"date":"2013-12-16T09:20:57","date_gmt":"2013-12-16T14:20:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/?p=13622"},"modified":"2013-12-16T09:20:57","modified_gmt":"2013-12-16T14:20:57","slug":"its-time-for-weird-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/its-time-for-weird-santa\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s time for Weird Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1gvhvlZ\" target=\"_blank\">viral post<\/a> last week and that was fun! Check it out.<\/p>\n<p><em>I don&#8217;t watch my stats much. It gives me a brain bug. But a few times per week, sometimes, I take a peek and it was cool to see the huge spike upward. Stats used to get me on a roller coaster of moodiness. No more.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>A special thank you to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hollenbach\" target=\"_blank\">Ray Hollenbach<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fitchest\" target=\"_blank\">David Fitch<\/a> who shoved the Myth of Ordinary Time post lovingly into the Twitterverse and also to everyone else who liked it on Facebook and read it and shared it. Was that you? Thank you!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Want a little holiday humor?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Search this site for <em>Weird Santa Photos.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">There&#8217;s a trove you&#8217;ll love.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(caution: Santa appears to be Caucasian in these photos.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Here&#8217;s one to get you started:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/santastress.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13624\" alt=\"santastress\" src=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/santastress-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/santastress-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/santastress-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/santastress-350x350.jpg 350w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/santastress-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/santastress-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/santastress.jpg 468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a viral post last week and that was fun! Check it out. I don&#8217;t watch my stats much. It gives me a brain bug. But a few times per week, sometimes, I take a peek and it was cool to see the huge spike upward. Stats used to get me on a roller &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/its-time-for-weird-santa\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It&#8217;s time for Weird Santa<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5626],"tags":[4378,482,4584,819,915,1191,1388,1660,1763,4250,6364,3843,5651,5253,5116,2961,5855,5343,3444,3639,3645,4385,3866,5577],"class_list":["post-13622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spark-my-muse","tag-be","tag-brain","tag-care","tag-cool","tag-david","tag-facebook","tag-funny","tag-holiday","tag-in","tag-jon-stewart","tag-megyn-kelly","tag-myth","tag-post","tag-ray-hollenbach","tag-ride","tag-santa","tag-special","tag-stats","tag-time","tag-wants","tag-watch","tag-weird","tag-weird-santa","tag-write"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13622"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13622\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13625,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13622\/revisions\/13625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}