{"id":15051,"date":"2014-09-12T06:14:41","date_gmt":"2014-09-12T11:14:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/?p=15051"},"modified":"2014-09-05T12:06:31","modified_gmt":"2014-09-05T17:06:31","slug":"funny-friday-psst-its-me-wine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/funny-friday-psst-its-me-wine\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Friday: Psst. It&#8217;s me, Wine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found this quite funny.<\/p>\n<p>At almost every wedding (where a dance floor is part of the festivities) people hear from wine like this.<\/p>\n<p>(and not just at weddings!)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-15052\" src=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/052b6f34c01b1f13db75299ce02395f9-198x300.jpg\" alt=\"052b6f34c01b1f13db75299ce02395f9\" width=\"198\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/052b6f34c01b1f13db75299ce02395f9-198x300.jpg 198w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/052b6f34c01b1f13db75299ce02395f9-99x150.jpg 99w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/052b6f34c01b1f13db75299ce02395f9.jpg 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 198px) 100vw, 198px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a message from wine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5626],"tags":[4759,1388,6555,6538,4081,2047,2202,2367,2521,5020,3714],"class_list":["post-15051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spark-my-muse","tag-dance","tag-funny","tag-funny-fridays","tag-humor","tag-just","tag-lisa-colon-delay","tag-message","tag-not","tag-people","tag-wedding","tag-wine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15051"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15051\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15054,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15051\/revisions\/15054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}