{"id":1944,"date":"2010-02-10T12:24:04","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T13:24:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.wordpress.com\/?p=1944"},"modified":"2010-02-10T12:24:04","modified_gmt":"2010-02-10T13:24:04","slug":"jesus-doll-oh-no-you-didnt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/jesus-doll-oh-no-you-didnt\/","title":{"rendered":"(Jesus Doll) Oh, no, you didn&#039;t&#8230; (updated)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align:center;\"><span style=\"color:#551a8b;font-weight:normal;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1945\" title=\"Picture 1\" src=\"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/02\/picture-1.png?w=300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"183\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/picture-1.png 713w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/picture-1-350x214.png 350w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/picture-1-300x183.png 300w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/picture-1-80x50.png 80w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/picture-1-598x365.png 598w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/picture-1-600x367.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<h2>This &#8220;toy&#8221; begs a few questions:<\/h2>\n<h2>Batteries and Holy Spirit included?<\/h2>\n<h2>Will he be found eating among the trampy Barbies?<\/h2>\n<h2>If you hold the toy while praying, does it count as an idol?<\/h2>\n<h2>Can he heal other toys?<\/h2>\n<h2>If he breaks, will the toy fix itself after 3 days?<\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align:center;\"><span style=\"color:#0000ff;\">What&#8217;s your caption, or headline?<\/span><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus Doll featured, captions needed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[76],"tags":[3,378,6,656,13,14,15,17,1185,1472,1725,6538,41,1841,1842,1875,2054,2137,2230,2996,3275,3430,3505,3632],"class_list":["post-1944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spirituality","tag-fail","tag-belief","tag-bible","tag-christian-culture","tag-christianity","tag-christians","tag-church","tag-community","tag-experiencing-god","tag-god","tag-human3rror","tag-humor","tag-jesus","tag-jesus-christ","tag-jesus-doll","tag-jon-acuff","tag-listening-to-god","tag-marketing","tag-miracles","tag-scripture","tag-stuff-christians-like","tag-thoughts-on-god","tag-trinity","tag-walk-on-water"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}