{"id":2172,"date":"2010-03-10T12:32:54","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T17:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.wordpress.com\/?p=2172"},"modified":"2013-03-27T07:35:14","modified_gmt":"2013-03-27T12:35:14","slug":"chuck-norris-roundhouse-kicks-age-70","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/chuck-norris-roundhouse-kicks-age-70\/","title":{"rendered":"Chuck Norris, Roundhouse-Kicks Age 73"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2173\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2173\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/03\/chucknorris-70.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2173\" title=\"ChuckNorris-70\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/03\/chucknorris-70.jpg?w=300\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/chucknorris-70.jpg 413w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/chucknorris-70-350x263.jpg 350w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/chucknorris-70-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2173\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Chuck Norris- 70 years old<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Congratulations <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chucknorris.com\">Chuck Norris<\/a> for roundhouse-kicking age for humanity! BORN IN 1940. You are 70 years old today (2010), and you are still amazing.<\/p>\n<p>I have to say, even though you pitch well for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chucknorris.com\/html\/gym.html\">Total Gym<\/a>, my favorite of your commercial ads is for the Action Jeans, which are perfect for sudden bursts of Karate.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2174\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2174\" style=\"width: 217px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/03\/chuck.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2174\" title=\"chuck\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/03\/chuck.jpg?w=217\" width=\"217\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/chuck.jpg 475w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/chuck-350x483.jpg 350w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/chuck-217x300.jpg 217w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/chuck-435x600.jpg 435w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 217px) 100vw, 217px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2174\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Chuck Norris -karate jeans<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>My Chuck Norris joke for the day: Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Results for top Chuck Norris Jokes: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;q=top+chuck+norris+joks&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=UTF-8\">here<\/a> (yes-some are hilarious, some are vulgar)<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>What you think about the man, the legend, the Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris?<\/strong><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Tribute to Chuck Norris &#8211; age 70 today!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5626],"tags":[130,421,424,511,703,704,705,759,4697,1763,1871,1905,1919,2918,3371,5326,3465,3593,3633],"class_list":["post-2172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spark-my-muse","tag-action-jeans","tag-birthday","tag-black-belt","tag-bruce-lee","tag-chuck-norris","tag-chuck-norris-70","tag-chuk-norris","tag-commercial","tag-down","tag-in","tag-joke","tag-karate","tag-kickstart-foundation","tag-roundhouse-kick","tag-texas","tag-top","tag-total-gym","tag-veteran","tag-walker-texas-ranger"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2172"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8200,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2172\/revisions\/8200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}