{"id":2298,"date":"2010-03-30T07:59:03","date_gmt":"2010-03-30T12:59:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.wordpress.com\/?p=2298"},"modified":"2013-03-16T11:43:35","modified_gmt":"2013-03-16T16:43:35","slug":"ahhh-warm-and-fuzzy-easter-church-signs-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/ahhh-warm-and-fuzzy-easter-church-signs-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Ahhh Warm and Fuzzy Easter Church Sign-NOT"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Yes, if you smell something weird, it’s because there is a nearly sardonic mood here today. I snapped this photo myself last night.)<\/p>\n

Imagine this Potential Backstory:<\/em><\/p>\n

Are you ready for a spiritual reawakening? A kind of rebirth? A cleansing in your spirit?<\/strong><\/p>\n

NOT SO FAST<\/strong>. WE’LL HAVE OUR EYE ON YOU. So-WATCH your back, Slacker!<\/p>\n

Maybe you’re thinking… “Lots of family members will arrive for a big dinner at 1:00 pm. Will there be time to do it all?”<\/p>\n

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march 30 2010<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Church Sign: Easter Sunday FAIL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5626],"tags":[3,543,590,645,659,14,15,710,728,970,4225,4377,1064,1065,1067,4435,22,1222,1560,1695,6538,4716,1763,41,1873,1887,5645,2089,2106,51,4375,2497,2544,2552,2775,2864,2913,2923,2984,5500,3184,3299,3308,3444,3642,3711],"class_list":["post-2298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spark-my-muse","tag-fail","tag-calvary","tag-celebrating-easter","tag-christ-church-mckeansburg","tag-christian-fail","tag-christians","tag-church","tag-church-fail","tag-cleansing","tag-devotion","tag-dinner","tag-do","tag-easter","tag-easter-fail","tag-easter-service","tag-easter-sunday","tag-evangelism","tag-family","tag-guilt-trip","tag-hospitality","tag-humor","tag-if","tag-in","tag-jesus","tag-jokes","tag-judas","tag-kind","tag-loyalty","tag-mad-church-disease","tag-ministry","tag-mood","tag-pastors","tag-pharisee-christians","tag-photo","tag-reaching-the-lost","tag-resurrection","tag-rose-from-the-grave","tag-rude-christians","tag-schuylkill-county","tag-smell","tag-spiritual","tag-sunday","tag-sunny-stock","tag-time","tag-warm-and-fuzzy","tag-will"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2298"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5219,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2298\/revisions\/5219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}