{"id":2799,"date":"2010-07-12T08:50:47","date_gmt":"2010-07-12T12:50:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.wordpress.com\/?p=2799"},"modified":"2010-07-12T08:50:47","modified_gmt":"2010-07-12T12:50:47","slug":"5-ways-to-know-if-youve-been-picnicking-too-much","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/5-ways-to-know-if-youve-been-picnicking-too-much\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Ways to know if you&#039;ve been picnicking too much"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Summer is the time for picnics, and we&#8217;ve been to a bunch. Most of the time they have fairly standard fare. It&#8217;s times like these when I fantasize about having a &#8220;picnic flip-out.&#8221; Maybe the thought rushes through my head that I should scream, &#8220;God give me the strength not to choke these people, because if I see another hotdog at another freakin&#8217; picnic, I swear, I will fling it against the vinyl siding and walk home.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">When is enough, enough?<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#800080;\">5 Ways to know:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff6600;\">1. Hot dogs and hamburgers start to seem almost like itchy socks that you forget are itchy when it&#8217;s too late.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff6600;\">2. So tired of the customary seedless, you long for the old thrill of finding a giant black watermelon seed\u2013even if it looks like a carpenter ant the first time you see it.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff6600;\">3. Seeing a paper plate has started to make you angry.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff6600;\">4. &#8220;Kabob&#8221; seems like a<\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"color:#ff6600;\"> <\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"color:#ff6600;\">neurotic word than an exotic word.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff6600;\">5. You&#8217;d rather use potato salad as grout.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Can you think of one?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5 ways to know if you picnic too much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5626],"tags":[353,818,6538,2562,70,3293],"class_list":["post-2799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spark-my-muse","tag-bbq","tag-cookout","tag-humor","tag-picnic-humor","tag-self-test","tag-summer-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2799\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}