{"id":3023,"date":"2010-08-13T07:14:57","date_gmt":"2010-08-13T11:14:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.wordpress.com\/?p=3023"},"modified":"2010-08-13T07:14:57","modified_gmt":"2010-08-13T11:14:57","slug":"ha-5-ways-to-know-if-you-need-a-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/ha-5-ways-to-know-if-you-need-a-vacation\/","title":{"rendered":"HA! 5 ways to know if you need a vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"
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squirrel fights (Flikr)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

To be fair, if you’ve never seen a golden-mantled ground squirrel (a.k.a. “chipmunk” by people who get confused?) with a switchblade, you really should tweet this.<\/em><\/p>\n

1. The squirrel fights in your yard look choreographed.<\/p>\n

2. You start going to the store for just odd things, like tapioca or beef jerky.<\/p>\n

3. You wonder if time in a prison cell could have its upsides.<\/p>\n

4. The garden hose has become your version of a “water park”.<\/p>\n

5. You use a beach towel after a shower to add more adventure and pizzazz to your life.<\/p>\n

oops forgot one: You realize “pizzazz” has the word “pizza” in it, and that causes a food fantasy for Boardwalk fare.<\/p>\n

Let the wild rumpus start!<\/strong><\/p>\n

What tells YOU that you<\/em> need a vacation?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Need a VACATION? 5 ways to tell (lite comedy)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5626],"tags":[357,358,367,1274,1388,6538,1824,1873,2574,2575,2836,2867,2905,3069,3215,3292,3295,3348,86,3487,3574,3649,3687,3708],"class_list":["post-3023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spark-my-muse","tag-beach","tag-beach-towel","tag-beef-jerky","tag-fight-club","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-jail","tag-jokes","tag-pizza","tag-pizzazz","tag-relaxation","tag-retreat","tag-rodents","tag-shore","tag-squirrels","tag-summer","tag-summer-humor","tag-tapioca","tag-travel","tag-travel-humor","tag-vacation","tag-water-parks","tag-where-the-wild-things-are","tag-wild-rumpus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3023"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3023\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}