{"id":3120,"date":"2010-08-27T14:44:17","date_gmt":"2010-08-27T18:44:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.wordpress.com\/?p=3120"},"modified":"2010-08-27T14:44:17","modified_gmt":"2010-08-27T18:44:17","slug":"5-awkward-things-you-dont-want-to-hear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/5-awkward-things-you-dont-want-to-hear\/","title":{"rendered":"5 AwKward things you don&#039;t want to hear"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_3121\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3121\" style=\"width: 461px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/08\/awkward.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3121\" title=\"awkward\" src=\"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/08\/awkward.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/awkward.jpg 461w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/awkward-350x486.jpg 350w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/awkward-216x300.jpg 216w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/awkward-432x600.jpg 432w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3121\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Life can be awkward<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Photo is a Creative Commons image by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/chelseagirlphotos\/\">chelseagirl<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h2>1. &#8220;Honey, the hunting trip is tomorrow. Have you seen my hairnet?&#8221;<\/h2>\n<h2>2. &#8220;God told me to marry you.&#8221;<\/h2>\n<h2>3. &#8220;Aw, those bugs won&#8217;t hurt a thing.&#8221;<\/h2>\n<h2>4. &#8220;I borrowed your toothbrush last week, I hope that&#8217;s alright.&#8221;<\/h2>\n<h2>5. &#8220;Last night you had no idea these walls are paper thin, right?&#8221;<\/h2>\n<p>Your turn!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5 AwKwaRd things you don&#8217;t want to hear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5626],"tags":[3,307,6538],"class_list":["post-3120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spark-my-muse","tag-fail","tag-awkward-moments","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}