{"id":3290,"date":"2010-09-15T12:31:21","date_gmt":"2010-09-15T16:31:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.wordpress.com\/?p=3290"},"modified":"2011-02-15T08:01:01","modified_gmt":"2011-02-15T15:01:01","slug":"1-jokes-about-ladys-gagas-meat-dress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/1-jokes-about-ladys-gagas-meat-dress\/","title":{"rendered":"15 jokes about Lady’s Gaga’s meat dress."},"content":{"rendered":"

Now, I realize joking about a meat dress is fairly easy. But, essentially she drew first blood, so I think she completely expects the wisecracks, even if they get a little raw.<\/p>\n

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Lady Gaga as fresh meat at the VMA's<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

So, I’m going to up the ante. 15 \u00a0jokes, right off the top of my head, (I’ll update with better ones, should I think them up.) Tell me which you like the best, or submit one of your own.<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. If she fails down, she’ll be nothing but hamburger.<\/p>\n

2. Obviously the VMA’s don’t lack protein now, and that’s a relief.<\/p>\n

3. Strangely she looked less like meat in her beef dress than she did in her trashy Bad Romance video. Ahem.<\/p>\n

4. Just like Cinderella, it’ll all go bad by midnight.<\/p>\n

5. Maybe Gaga made this dress\u00a0solely to torture dogs.<\/p>\n

6. Never tell Gaga to bring an entr\u00e9e to your BBQ.<\/p>\n

7. If I wore something like this, I’d get grilled.<\/p>\n

8. You think this dress is bad, wait until she comes out with eyewear.<\/p>\n

9. Gaga’s outfit normally sells for $13.98…. a pound.<\/p>\n

10. If she wears this to India, she’ll be dressed in someone’s relative\u2013then, you guess it, a public relations nightmare.<\/p>\n

11. Why on earth didn’t her steak hat have a garnish? What a Philistine!<\/p>\n

12. For Hannibal Lector, that dress would be the appetizer, and she’d be the main course. I’m not sure about dessert, probably ice cream.<\/p>\n

13. Thank God she didn’t marinate.<\/p>\n

14. Gaga is officially rare.<\/p>\n

15. People screamed, “Gaga, well done!” But she didn’t realize they were actually petitioning her.<\/p>\n

Bonus:<\/p>\n

Gaga can easily feed a party of 6.<\/p>\n

Dog walkers, this is a fashion don’t.<\/p>\n

Thanks, Gaga! You just decided what 1.2 million ppl will wear for Halloween.<\/p>\n

(notice to readers: I enjoy Gaga. Much love to her and her fans! I’m still bucking to be her spiritual director, seriously. I’m waiting by the phone. Bring it on Stefani.<\/strong>) :)<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

15 wisecracks about Lady Gaga’s meat dress.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5626],"tags":[330,366,1014,1015,1236,1238,1239,1241,1388,1403,1404,6538,1872,1873,1949,1950,2168,2169,2281,53,2287,2770,3094,3413,3611,3612],"class_list":["post-3290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spark-my-muse","tag-bad-romance","tag-beef","tag-dog-walkers","tag-dogs","tag-fashion","tag-fashion-road-kill","tag-fashion-victim-artist","tag-fashionista","tag-funny","tag-gaga","tag-gaga-fashion","tag-humor","tag-joke-contest","tag-jokes","tag-lady-gaga","tag-lady-gaga-jokes","tag-meat","tag-meat-dress","tag-mtv","tag-music","tag-music-videos","tag-raw-meat","tag-singer","tag-theatrics","tag-vma","tag-vmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3290"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4713,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3290\/revisions\/4713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}