{"id":4076,"date":"2010-12-15T15:17:03","date_gmt":"2010-12-15T19:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.wordpress.com\/?p=4076"},"modified":"2010-12-15T15:17:03","modified_gmt":"2010-12-15T19:17:03","slug":"you-sit-on-the-throne-of-lies-day-4-weird-santa-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/you-sit-on-the-throne-of-lies-day-4-weird-santa-week\/","title":{"rendered":"You Sit on the Throne of Lies. Day 4-Weird Santa Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color:#993300;\">The lighting and the faces in this weird Santa photo seems to point to a pre-photo backstory. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#993300;\"><em><strong>My proposal is that just before this was taken, Santa give little Buddy here a rap on the noggin with his gloved knuckle. <\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#993300;\"><em><strong>Here the kiddo is saying, &#8220;Ouch&#8230;what the holly, Santa!&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>We&#8217;d like to read <span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">your<\/span> theory.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4077\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4077\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/ho-ho-ho.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4077\" title=\"ho-ho-ho\" src=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/ho-ho-ho.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/ho-ho-ho.jpg 600w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/ho-ho-ho-350x233.jpg 350w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/ho-ho-ho-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4077\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Write a caption, or the backstory of this ODD photo!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You Sit on the Throne of Lies. Day 4-Weird Santa Week<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4077,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5626],"tags":[686,3815,3816,3819,3822,3833,6538,3849,2961,3866,3868],"class_list":["post-4076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spark-my-muse","tag-christmas","tag-christmas-fail","tag-christmas-photo","tag-creepy-santa","tag-elf","tag-holiday-bad-photos","tag-humor","tag-prank","tag-santa","tag-weird-santa","tag-will-farrell"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4076"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4076\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}