{"id":4147,"date":"2010-12-20T19:56:21","date_gmt":"2010-12-20T23:56:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifeasprayer.wordpress.com\/?p=4147"},"modified":"2011-01-03T09:19:15","modified_gmt":"2011-01-03T16:19:15","slug":"7-fake-tsa-related-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/7-fake-tsa-related-headlines\/","title":{"rendered":"7 fake TSA -related headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-4147 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/7-fake-tsa-related-headlines\/tsa-patdown-2\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/tsa-patdown-2-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-4150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/tsa-patdown-2-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/tsa-patdown-2-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/tsa-patdown-2-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-4150'>\n\t\t\t\tThe shirt is see-through. HOW could this be necessary? &#8230;Hello?\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/7-fake-tsa-related-headlines\/img-hp-main-kurtz-tsa_170832994969\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/img-hp-main-kurtz-tsa_170832994969-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-4151\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/img-hp-main-kurtz-tsa_170832994969-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/img-hp-main-kurtz-tsa_170832994969-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/img-hp-main-kurtz-tsa_170832994969-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-4151'>\n\t\t\t\t&#8220;Hey, dude. If you trip my trigger, don&#8217;t blame my gun.&#8221;\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/7-fake-tsa-related-headlines\/kid-tsa-patdown_20101119115637_320_240\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/kid-tsa-patdown_20101119115637_320_240-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-4152\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/kid-tsa-patdown_20101119115637_320_240-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/kid-tsa-patdown_20101119115637_320_240-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/kid-tsa-patdown_20101119115637_320_240-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-4152'>\n\t\t\t\tThis smells like Megan&#8217;s Law to me&#8230;\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/7-fake-tsa-related-headlines\/article-1331346-0c221c73000005dc-305_468x314\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/article-1331346-0c221c73000005dc-305_468x314-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-4153\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/article-1331346-0c221c73000005dc-305_468x314-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/article-1331346-0c221c73000005dc-305_468x314-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/article-1331346-0c221c73000005dc-305_468x314-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-4153'>\n\t\t\t\tIt&#8217;s the airport, not &#8220;here tv&#8221;\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>This topic makes for easy jokes. Of course, the disgust of the general public has made some fake headlines appear quite authentic.<br \/>\n<\/strong>(Two have emerged as most popular. First is the one about the Denver TSA worker and the girl&#8217;s basketball team; and the other is about &#8220;Perry Cummings,&#8221; from San Francisco.)<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/politics\/satire\/scanner.asp\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">SNOPES<\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> reveals the <span style=\"color: #000000;\">truth<\/span> about these two most commonly-mistaken-for-true, TSA related headlines <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/politics\/satire\/scanner.asp\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">here<\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">.<br \/>\nCome up with one of your own related-headlines in the comment section, and see if you can last through reading these 7.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Let&#8217;s just say, it seems we have crisis on our hands.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Phrase heard most often by TSA workers, &#8220;Sir, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">that&#8217;s<\/span> not a gun.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Joe Biden admits thinking TSA stood for &#8220;Touch Someone&#8217;s Assets&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\n(Actual definition of acronym\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefreedictionary.com\/Transportation+Security+Administration\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Vegas Sex Worker sues TSA worker for not paying her standard fee-for-service<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>4. TSA worker offers boys candy before pat down, because &#8220;he&#8217;s a new friend&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>5. TSA workers agree to <em>mutual<\/em> fondling with travelers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>6.\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.advocate.com\/\">Advocate<\/a> magazine names TSA work &#8220;Best New Job of 2010&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>7. Texas Prison Work Release Program trains convicts to work as TSA agents. &#8220;Oh, yeah, man. This is my dream job!&#8221; says inmate.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>8. 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