{"id":4271,"date":"2011-01-06T06:38:09","date_gmt":"2011-01-06T13:38:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/?p=4271"},"modified":"2011-01-06T06:38:09","modified_gmt":"2011-01-06T13:38:09","slug":"how-not-to-remember-someone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/how-not-to-remember-someone\/","title":{"rendered":"How NOT to remember someone&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4272\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4272\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/tat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4272\" title=\"tat\" src=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/tat-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/tat-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/tat-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/tat-350x350.jpg 350w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/tat-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/tat-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/tat.jpg 468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4272\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Creepiest Tattoo of 2011?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>When I first saw this unfortunate <em>permanent<\/em> skin marking, I thought about Napoleon Dynamite&#8217;s famous movie quote, [To Trisha]<strong> &#8220;It took me like three\u00a0hours to finish the shading on\u00a0your upper lip.<\/strong><em><strong>&#8221; <\/strong><\/em><em>(Both were done as tribute, but ended up being REALLY unflattering.)<\/em><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4273\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4273\" style=\"width: 205px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/5737924_std.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4273\" title=\"trisha\" src=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/5737924_std.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"205\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4273\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Napoleon Dynamite parades his drawing skills to impress Trisha.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><em>THE HUGE DIFFERENCE, being, of course, <\/em>Napoleon Dynamite<em> was a fictional (I think)\u00a0<strong>movie<\/strong>, and his bad drawing was on <strong>paper (not indelible ink on flesh)<\/strong>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s a lesson for all of us here. Art talent matters, because it can leave such a lasting impression.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Donate some fitting adjectives in the comments section, k?<\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Horrible memorial tattoo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5626],"tags":[3938,3942,6538,3937,3940,3943,3936,3353,3939,3941],"class_list":["post-4271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spark-my-muse","tag-bad-tattoos","tag-drawing-skills","tag-humor","tag-ink","tag-napoleon-dynamite","tag-sweet","tag-tat","tag-tattoo","tag-tattoo-fail","tag-trisha"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4271"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4329,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4271\/revisions\/4329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}