{"id":4867,"date":"2011-02-27T16:27:12","date_gmt":"2011-02-27T23:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/?p=4867"},"modified":"2012-10-19T09:30:49","modified_gmt":"2012-10-19T14:30:49","slug":"most-ironical-fortune-cookie-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/most-ironical-fortune-cookie-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Most Ironical Fortune Cookie Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4868\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4868\" style=\"width: 530px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/geezcookie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-4868  \" title=\"geezcookie\" src=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/geezcookie.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"324\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/geezcookie.jpg 3538w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/geezcookie-350x214.jpg 350w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/geezcookie-300x183.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/geezcookie-1024x625.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/geezcookie-600x367.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4868\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Um. Yep.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I got this fortune cookie fortune today. This variety of weirdness feels like it was written in Hoboken, not Peking&#8230;but I think I like it.<\/p>\n<p>As it relates to my future? Hum&#8230;now <em>that&#8217;s<\/em> a good question. It could be in keeping with the Raisinets I found on my porch on the Chinese New Year&#8217;s Day (It&#8217;s the Year of the Rabbit)<\/p>\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s the funniest or strangest fortune cookie you&#8217;ve ever gotten?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!--subscribe2--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A display of creative fortune cookie writing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5626],"tags":[3,4396,290,4391,636,4387,4388,753,755,815,27,4389,4390,1388,4392,6538,4393,40,2047,4395,4386,4394,4385,90,3768,3930],"class_list":["post-4867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spark-my-muse","tag-fail","tag-asian-food","tag-author","tag-bad-luck","tag-china","tag-chinese","tag-chinese-food","tag-comedy","tag-comedy-writing","tag-cooking","tag-food","tag-fortune-cookie","tag-fotune","tag-funny","tag-good-luck","tag-humor","tag-ironical","tag-irony","tag-lisa-colon-delay","tag-oriental-food","tag-raisinets","tag-take-out","tag-weird","tag-worldviews","tag-writing","tag-year-of-the-rabbit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4867"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4872,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4867\/revisions\/4872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}