{"id":5989,"date":"2011-08-05T22:25:23","date_gmt":"2011-08-06T03:25:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/?p=5989"},"modified":"2018-08-29T21:14:24","modified_gmt":"2018-08-30T01:14:24","slug":"are-you-a-sheep-10-sheepish-things-you-should-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/are-you-a-sheep-10-sheepish-things-you-should-know\/","title":{"rendered":"Are you a Sheep? (10 sheepish things you should know)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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At first blush, sheep are lack-luster. Yet, Jesus called his followers sheep. Was it some kind of “divine dig,” or was it a profound insight for us to absorb? Or both? Most of us don’t raise sheep, so some of the sheep tie-ins and metaphors in the Bible are lost on us.<\/p>\n

To remedy that, just a bit, here are 10 things amusing things about sheep<\/strong>. It could change the way you think about God and life. Tell me what you think. Actually, there are more than 10 listed, so think of it as bonus material.<\/p>\n

1. Sheep are … um, well, sheepish…So, you know… shy…nervous, and they frighten easily, especially in response to noises.<\/strong><\/p>\n

2. Sheep are basically defenseless against predators (which are often of the canine variety.)<\/strong><\/p>\n

3. Because of their body shape, and bulky wool, sheep can fall over easily. They find it very difficult to right themselves independently. Staying on their backs can be fatal, and that’s not just<\/em> because they can become someone’s meal. Gases in their four stomachs build up, and they can die in hours. Sounds Painful! Watch a sheep get righted.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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fallen (or “cast”) sheep<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

4. Sheep are valuable: Besides being used for milk and meat, one pound of wool can make ten miles of yarn. Can you say “waterproof sweaters”? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Three bags full.<\/strong><\/p>\n

5. Humans have been raising sheep for about 11,000 years, and spinning sheep wool into thread for about 5,000 years.\u00a0<\/strong>But…why don’t sheep shrink after it rains? I have to know!<\/strong><\/p>\n

6. A lamb can identify its mother by her particular bleating sound.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“I love ewe,” said the lamb.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

7. Sheep have poor depth perception. They avoid shadows or big contrasts in light and darkness. (Think shadow of death = a scary place. Psalm 23<\/a>.) \u00a0They will move towards the light.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Sheep have excellent senses of hearing and smell. (They also see well, and in color. However, because of where their eyes of located, their depth perception is shabby.)<\/strong><\/p>\n

9. Sheep avoid walking in water or moving through narrow openings. (Back to the sheepish bit, see?) Sheep also prefer to move into the wind and uphill more than down wind and downhill. (Maybe because they’re afraid they’ll flip over? Not so dumb, after all, huh?)<\/strong><\/p>\n

10. Sheep survive attacks by staying in a group. “Flocking”. <\/strong><\/p>\n

(And, in some places they race sheep. That’s right, I said “race”! Sheep can cover 220 yards in 17 seconds! I know…insane.)\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Seriously, this is a sport in the UK and Australia. Fierce!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Don’t you just love this sheep racing photo? Look at the expressions of sheer<\/em> determination, even professionalism. Speaking of shear<\/em>, is it against the rules in professional sheep racing to trim down their wool? I imagine they could shave 2 or 3 seconds off their times.<\/p>\n

What surprised you about sheep in this post? Anything?<\/p>\n

Now, think for a minute, in what ways are you<\/strong> like a sheep? Let me know, if you think of something.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Ya know, I feel like it’s time for a few more sheep jokes. Sadly, all the other ones I know are pretty Bahhhhd<\/em>. Actually, the last time I told one (.3 seconds ago), it fell flat, and I started bleating like crazy.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Thanks for reading.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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