{"id":6918,"date":"2011-11-21T10:42:27","date_gmt":"2011-11-21T15:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/?p=6918"},"modified":"2012-09-24T13:29:06","modified_gmt":"2012-09-24T18:29:06","slug":"5-really-awful-book-titles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/5-really-awful-book-titles\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Really Awful Book Titles"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_6919\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6919\" style=\"width: 192px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/daddy-drinks-because-you-cry-7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6919\" title=\"daddy-drinks-\" src=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/daddy-drinks-because-you-cry-7-192x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"192\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/daddy-drinks-because-you-cry-7-192x300.jpg 192w, https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/daddy-drinks-because-you-cry-7.jpg 269w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 192px) 100vw, 192px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6919\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Mel Gibson autobiography ?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>There are some awful book titles out there, but the first one in my list tops them all&#8230;.and the 4 others are made up.<\/p>\n<p>1.&#8221;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbcphiladelphia.com\/news\/local\/133905758.html\" target=\"_blank\">Touched: The Jerry Sandusky Story<\/a>&#8221; (You think I made that up right? I Didn&#8217;t.) It&#8217;s horrible, but he could have Called it &#8220;Penetrating the Tight End&#8221;. We&#8217;re lucky, aren&#8217;t we?<\/p>\n<p>2. <em>Care of Puppies for Fun and Profit: The Michael Vick Biography\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>3. <em>Leaking all over the Place: The\u00a0<a title=\"Julian Assange\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Julian_Assange\">Julian Assange<\/a>\u00a0Story<\/em><\/p>\n<p>4.\u00a0<em>Not Zen Cooking: In the Kitchen with Chef Ramsay<\/em><\/p>\n<p>5. <em>Winning: Charlie Sheen In His Own Words<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>What was the worst book title you&#8217;ve heard of?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Feeling creative? Submit an awful title in the comments section.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Awful book titles&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,9],"tags":[6535,6536,6538,5309,5310,5308],"class_list":["post-6918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-authors","category-books","tag-authors","tag-books","tag-humor","tag-jerry-sandusky","tag-penn-state","tag-titles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6918"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6918\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6928,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6918\/revisions\/6928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}