{"id":9071,"date":"2012-05-17T05:10:07","date_gmt":"2012-05-17T10:10:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/?p=9071"},"modified":"2012-05-13T17:23:42","modified_gmt":"2012-05-13T22:23:42","slug":"kevin-haggerty-guest-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisadelay.com\/blog\/kevin-haggerty-guest-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Kevin Haggerty [Guest Post]"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kevin makes me laugh at his isle of man<\/em> blog<\/a>, so I invited him to post here.\u00a0Enjoy!<\/p>\n

BIO: Kevin Haggerty is a 32-year old husband and expecting father. He runs and writes for a humor blog called TheIsleOfMan.Net<\/a>. For his full-time job, Kevin is a middle school teacher and basketball coach. He also writes for a mixed martial arts (MMA) blog called MMAMania.com<\/a>. He\u2019s the oldest of seven children, a continual skeptic and smart people think he\u2019s funny (at least that\u2019s what he tells himself).<\/em><\/p>\n

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The Day I Fell Down a Mountain<\/strong><\/p>\n

When I was a freshman in college, I sucked at being a student.<\/p>\n

In high school,\u00a0I graduated with honors. I worked hard, but nothing else was an option. Being the oldest of seven kids (which doesn\u2019t give you the right to ask me if my parents like to have sex\u2026so don\u2019t), a lot was expected of me. I generally lived up to those expectations, but it took its toll.<\/p>\n

By the time I got to college, I was completely burned out on studying, reading and being a student, in general.\u00a0To give you some perspective, I went from a 3.9 high school GPA to a 1.8 freshman average.<\/p>\n

My parents weren\u2019t there\u00a0to spur me on. No one got in my face when I failed a test. No one jerked the covers off of me when I slept pass my alarm clock. I was learning how to be an adult, and I was failing the course badly.<\/p>\n

I wasn\u2019t kidding. I sucked at being a student.<\/p>\n

Everything culminated on one fateful day. The end of my first semester was nearing a close. We were in the middle of finals week. I had a History exam that morning. I needed to do well.<\/p>\n

In high school, I coasted through History, like I did with most of my classes. I memorized the material and never really stretched any mental muscles. It was easy. I was barely trying.<\/p>\n

College presented me with a whole new set of obstacles I\u2019d never encountered before. Specifically, I had a History professor who had a very unique take on U.S. History. He taught us things I\u2019d never heard before. In retrospect, I\u2019m not even sure he was wrong, but it was unorthodox and outside the box. I had to really think in his class.<\/p>\n

I hated it.<\/p>\n

Back to the exam.<\/p>\n

I woke up, in a panicked cold sweat, looking at my alarm clock to see that it was 7:50 a.m. Why is that a big deal? Because the exam was at 8.<\/p>\n

I freaked.<\/p>\n

I threw on the nearest school appropriate attire I could find in my disgusting mess of a dorm room and darted out the door.<\/p>\n

I wasn\u2019t walking. I wasn\u2019t even jogging. There was no time for that. If I missed this exam, I\u2019d fail the course. That was simply unacceptable. I had to make it. So I sprinted.<\/p>\n

Did I mention it snowed the night before?<\/p>\n

Well, it did. Not only did it snow, but the ground iced over. To further complicate matters, my dorm was situated on top of a steep hill. Are you starting to get the picture?<\/p>\n

I could have gone down the stair cas<\/p>\n

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e. They\u2019d even salted it. That would have been the smart move, but I was late. I had no time for stairs.<\/p>\n

I stupidly maneuvered through the bushes that led down the slope of the hill. This was the shortcut we always took when we needed to get to the academic buildings faster.<\/p>\n

I got there fast alright. Oh, did I ever.<\/p>\n

As I ran through the bushes, I was greeted with a fresh patch of ice that caused my feet to betray me and fly in the air. I was literally head over heels. I continued my clumsy descent down the hillside, which stretched a good 100 or so feet. When I emerged from my adventure,<\/p>\n

But I had an exam to take, so I got up, brushed myself off and continued to run like an idiot to the academic building.<\/p>\n

As I endeavored on towards the door of the classroom, I saw the professor closing the door. If he shut it, he\u2019d lock it. If he locked it, he would not unlock it. This was a series of events I could allow to occur.<\/p>\n

So I ramped up my speed to \u201coverdrive.\u201d Luckily, I was able to grace the doorway before he had completely shut the door. More luckily, he allowed me to enter.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t even remember how I did on the test. I think I did alright, and I passed the class. Regardless, that whole episode was part of my growth as a student.<\/p>\n

I realized something very important that day. That wasn\u2019t who I wanted to be. That wasn\u2019t how I wanted to spend the rest of my college career. I needed to step my game up, and it took falling down a mountain to really gain the necessary perspective.<\/p>\n

Has life ever used an icy hillside to get your attention?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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