5 Really Awful Book Titles

The Mel Gibson autobiography ?

There are some awful book titles out there, but the first one in my list tops them all….and the 4 others are made up.

1.”Touched: The Jerry Sandusky Story” (You think I made that up right? I Didn’t.) It’s horrible, but he could have Called it “Penetrating the Tight End”. We’re lucky, aren’t we?

2. Care of Puppies for Fun and Profit: The Michael Vick Biography 

3. Leaking all over the Place: The Julian Assange Story

4. Not Zen Cooking: In the Kitchen with Chef Ramsay

5. Winning: Charlie Sheen In His Own Words

What was the worst book title you’ve heard of?

Feeling creative? Submit an awful title in the comments section.

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LisaColonDeLay

Lisa Colón DeLay, Puerto Rican, born creator who creates products and resources for spiritual formation. She is the host of Spark My Muse podcast since 2015 and author of The Wild Land Within (2021) and The Way of the Desert Elders (2026)