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Top 10 Books Christians Didn’t Write
1. Crazy Pug: Overwhelmed by a Relentless Dog -by Francis Chan
2. Jesus Calling and Texting: Enjoying the Piece of His Mind Quite a Bit -by Sarah Young
3. Outlive Your Wife: You Were Meant to Make a Different 2nd Marriage -by Max Lucado
4. Stuff Christians Hike: Christians meet Nature -by Jon Acuff
5. When Vaginas are Ineffable: How My Privates Became Public -by Rachel Held Evans
6. Heaven is for Reel: A Little Boy’s Lucrative Story of a Trip to Hollywood and Back -by Todd Burpo (Not far-fetched. Check this Sony Picture’s article.)
7. The Coming Economic Armageddon: When Doomsday Books Fail to Bring in My Income -David Jeremiah
8. Insurrection: To Hope in Cialis is Human, to Have it Work is Divine -by Pete Rollins
9. Velvet Pelvis: Slow Dancing with the King of Kings -by Rob Bell
10. The Prodigal Cod: Believing in the One That Got Away -by Tim Keller
Tomorrow is the big reveal–All 5 ebook volumes. See you then!
7 and 9 are amazing. And really, the leap from Rob Bell to Elvis is more like a hop.
When I saw this on Twitter, I began to think of a few of my own. One that sounds a bit more like a failed children’s book:
“Vagina’s Big Day Out” or something like that relating to Held-Evans’ editorial controversy.
omgshh that’s too funny.